my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
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@your-perejilfucking csi
wanna do something gay to the rock?
No I want to live
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local commercials are so funny like….. the fact that everyone in your area knows the jingle or whatever but nobody outside of the area…. it’s like… a Secret Local Meme
#barryglazer
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person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..
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